Sunday, March 18, 2007

Suckling a pet rat

I dreamed that I was breastfeeding my six-month-old daughter and then she turned into a rat. [Now I must qualify this, because I used to have pet rats and they're really very sweet and cuddly...] Anyway, the rat bit me on the nipple and made it bleed. A lot. After I buttoned up, the blood continued coming through the front of my shirt.

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